Lips as red as the rose

simpledisneythings:

An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes fashionably late.

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geothebio:

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My reaction when I’m mad at my friend, but she makes a funny joke. So I laugh but then  go back to being mad at her.

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beardsftw:

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Excuse me while I go change my panties.

theshirtwoman:

one tumblr post helped me so much. thank you. 

cocainegoldchains:

umistakemeforstraight:

fearfullittleloverr:

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”

It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!

I think this just changed my life.

I needed this.

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Sandra Bullock: Actual best person

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andthentheresallthisshit:

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nosferpatbu:

i just saw this picture of shrek

and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob

tears are coming out of my eyes

NO NO NO NO NO

“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”

OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE

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books-are-my-entire-life:

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books-are-my-entire-life:

I am a potato in a field of flowers.

these are potato flowers. do you feel better about yourself now?

this is the most uplifting thing one of my posts has ever been blessed with

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